Category Archives: Unbelievable

Just imagine if it was an iPad instead of a camera

If that was the case he wouldn’t have stopped to get the spear instead. Although, upon reflection, now the octopus is armed (Ha! Get it? ARMED! Octopus. I need to take this act on the road) he can steal anything … Continue reading

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Windows 7, new computers, and Mom

The other day I went to check my email and found this waiting for me: From: Mom Subject: Guess what? Always interesting when something like that comes through your inbox. I opened it up and was greeted with this line: … Continue reading

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if (i.is_After_C()) printf(“e”);

Last night I was watching the War History Channel and a really helpful commercial came on. It offered to tell me how to use the Internet to uh, make money and stuff. I think. Or maybe it would help me … Continue reading

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Um. Hmm. Well…

Yeah. Words, having trouble coming up with them. I mean, hmm. Kudos to you if you make it to the end.

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Satellites, missiles, Calculus and XMLHttpRequest

So the world and the news this morning are all talking about the successful destruction of a US spy satellite. Apparently the satellite was channeling its inner three year old by refusing to stay where it was told (i.e. orbit) … Continue reading

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Episode #159: Where a fallen slacker returns and a dire warning

I’ll admit it, I’m terribly disappointed in myself. I’m sick with regret actually. Truth be told I haven’t done something this stupid since, well, let’s just say that writing about it in a public forum has been strongly discouraged by … Continue reading

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This is the kind of stuff that only happens on TV

This past week I was on vacation. That fact is actually germane to the story, it isn’t just boasting or a catchy starting sentence. You see we were driving back home when my wife decided to call and check our … Continue reading

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