So over the last few months I’ve taken up running. Even stranger is that I am actually enjoying it. To those who know me this pretty much confirms that I’ve gone completely bat-$#&@ insane.
Unlike the old days of doing conditioning laps for soccer, now I get to use modern technology to keep a permanent record of just how slow I can be. To do this I’ve been using Runkeeper for my iPhone 3GS. It is a really great piece of software and brain dead easy to use to track and map out with GPS where you run. There is, however, one small catch:
Using GPS while running on an inside track is completely and utterly useless. As evidence I present some screenshots from my run last night.
The starting in Mason part of the map is right. I most certainly did not run to Dayton though. Even more telling is my distance and speed.
That’s right friends, I have unequivocal, irrefutable evidence that I can run at 221mph, which is just 3mph off the pole sitter speed for the last Indianapolis 500. That does explain why when I finished running I had a hankering for a drink of ethanol fuel and a burning desire to have my tires shoes changed though.
Have I mentioned the 40 and over men’s soccer team is looking for some new players? See Jay Cummings for further details.
BTW, did you get your Natorp plants installed?
By any chance were you wearing a red suit with a yellow lighting bolt on the front?