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I found this bit of testing humor while browsing the Software Testing Stuff site…

AGGRESSION TESTING: If this doesn’t work, I’m gonna kill somebody.

COMPRESSION TESTING: []

CONFESSION TESTING: Okay, okay, I did program that bug.

CONGRESSIONAL TESTING: Are you now, or have you ever been a bug?

DEPRESSION TESTING: If this doesn’t work, I’m gonna kill myself.

EGRESSION TESTING: Uh-oh, a bug… I’m outta here.

DIGRESSION TESTING: Well, it should work, but let me tell you about my truck…

EXPRESSION TESTING: #@%^&*!!!, a bug!

OBSESSION TESTING: I’ll find this bug if it is the last thing that I
do.

OPPRESSION TESTING: You will test this, now!

POISSION TESTING: Alors! Regardez le poission!

REPRESSION TESTING: It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

SUCCESSION TESTING: The system is dead. Long live the new system!

SUGGESTION TESTING: Well, it works but wouldn’t it be better if…

PRESIDENTIAL TESTING: Using the definition of testing as defined in the affidavit…

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